1. Address
What it usually means: The particulars of where a person lives or where an organisation is situated.
What it means to celebrities: An OTT Oscar’s acceptance speech or similar that is bound to draw gasps from the watching crowd.
2. Correspondence
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What it usually means: A civilised exchanged of letters between two people.
What it means to celebrities: An all out, back and forth Twitter spat between two enraged A-listers.
3. Drop offs
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What it usually means: A series of pre-arranged parcel deliveries.
What it means to celebrities: A compilation of A-listers who have dropped down Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list.
4. Express
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What it usually means: Mail delivered in double-time.
What it means to celebrities: Celebs letting loose with their feelings.
5. First Class
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What it usually means: Getting your mail there just that bit quicker.
What it means to celebrities: Avoiding slumming it with everyday fliers courtesy of their own private jet.
6. Insurance
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What it usually means: Insurance for costlier items of postage.
What it means to celebrities: Body parts insured for ridiculous sums.
7. Packing
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What it usually means: Stowing away a few items in a cardboard box.
What it means to celebrities: Packing more suitcases than you can physically carry.
8. Pickup
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What it usually means: Picking up mail or other packages.
What it means to celebrities: A cheesy chat up line that only A-listers can get away with.
9. Postcode
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What it usually means: A group of letters and numbers that denote a particular address.
What it means to celebrities: Desirable postcodes home to scores of celebrities.
10. Receipt
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What it usually means: The receipt of a parcel or letter containing anything from the essential to the downright extravagant.
What it means to celebrities: A chance to show off just how much they’ve got on the bank roll.
11. Seal
What it usually means: A method of securely closing an envelope.
What it means to celebrities: 80s pop star and Heidi Klum’s ex Seal.
12. Second class
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What it usually means: Forfeiting a speedier mail option to save a few pennies.
What it means to celebrities: Hitching a ride on public transport.
13. Service
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What it usually means: Getting served by post office staff.
What it means to celebrities: Getting served by an entourage of ‘only money can buy assistants’.
14. Ship
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What it usually means: Transporting goods by sea.
What it means to celebrities: A mega yacht perfect for partying from dusk until dawn. More champagne anyone?
15. Stamp
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What it usually means: A piece of adhesive paper that indicates a postage amount.
What it means to celebrities: A ‘tramp stamp’ tattoo usually located on the lower back.
16. Tracking
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What it usually means: Checking on the status of your delivery.
What it means to celebrities: Crazed fans following celebs from country to country.
17. Undeliverable
What it usually means: A package or piece of mail that cannot be delivered to the intended recipient because of problems including missing address details.
What it means to celebrities: A cancelled celeb appearance or a performance that fails to fully deliver.
18. Unopened
What it usually means: A gift or piece of post we have yet to open.
What it means to celebrities: Fan mail languishing on dusty pile or at the bottom of a shredder.
19. Overseas
What it usually means: A two-week holiday in Majorca.
What it means to celebrities: No expenses spared island luxury.
20. Weight
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What it usually means: How much your letter or parcel weighs in grams.
What it means to celebrities: Yo-yo dieting that is seemingly never-ending.